Because tomorrow is the first day of school and I'm way too tired to actually write anything new, here's something I've been working on.

To the tune of Be Our Guest (yes, from Beauty and the Beast)

Wear a mask,
Wear a mask,
Let's put Corona in the past.
It's not exactly comfortable,
but is it too much to ask?

Cover your mouth,
keep your germs.
There are no other terms.
We're not trying to take your freedom.
It's not the Battle of Antietam.

Cover up.
Stop the spread.
Keep your germs by your own head.
It's kind of like wearing a pair of pants.
Your mask is not for you -
it's for us others, too,
so wear a mask,
wear a mask,
wear a mask!

Woven cloth,
clear plastic shield,
find a covering you can wield
when your within six feet
of another human being.

On inside
every store
Take it off when you get home.
Follow the guides while we're complaining
and we can make that curve start waning.

With a mask
you can still breath
when you wear it properly
with your mouth and nose tucked safely underneath.
While a bit uncomfortable,
it beats a respirator.

So wear a mask,
If your sick
Staying home will do the trick.
Wear a mask,
wear a mask,
Wear a mask!